A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.
"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."
by AlexandraStephanie May 1, 2006
Get the nake-headmug. When you strip yourself completely, from every piece of cloth on you, and take a king dump, regardless of location or time.
I am in a meeting with the CEO now, and considering a naked dump very soon!
I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.
I take a naked dump at the office almost every morning.
by Shaiz September 28, 2011
Get the Naked Dumpmug. Naked and Afraid is a game when a group of friends (presumably straight men) all get naked and turn off the lights, except one who is declared “the scary man”, who gets to wear a mask. The scary man then gets to choose a weapon of his choice which can go from a wide variety of weapons from a belt to a boot. When the scary man is chosen and everyone is naked you are now ready to begin the game. To begin the game all must put their hands on The Bible and at the count of three everybody says no homo to ensure the least amount of homo as possible. After this, the lights are turned off and Slipknot is blasted on as many speakers as possible. When the lights are off everybody in the room scatters and the scary man waits a few seconds before he goes on his rampage and attacks everyone with his weapon. Once you have been hit, you are out of the game. Essentially, a very intense game of hide and go seek.
Person 1: Yo dude how did you get that burn on your back?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.
Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.
Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.
Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.
by caflbrother May 19, 2018
Get the naked and afraidmug. by misaya of words June 24, 2016
Get the naked timemug. by Xtine Max January 2, 2004
Get the naked lambadamug. When a father pulls is pants down during a baseball match and attacks another father,
thus becoming an Naked Warrior.
thus becoming an Naked Warrior.
by Zavi April 19, 2010
Get the Naked Warriormug. Example 1: (Romantic Context)
ROMEO: I'm going to be emotionally naked with you about this but, I love you Juliette.
JULIETTE: Ohhhhh Romeo! I love you too!
Example 2: (Dramatic Context)
HUSBAND: I wish I could sleep with other women cause you're kinda gettin hefty honey. Sorry for my emotional nakedness but its true.
WIFE: WHAT!!! Well fuck you then!!! I can't even feel you inside me cause your dick is so small!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!
ROMEO: I'm going to be emotionally naked with you about this but, I love you Juliette.
JULIETTE: Ohhhhh Romeo! I love you too!
Example 2: (Dramatic Context)
HUSBAND: I wish I could sleep with other women cause you're kinda gettin hefty honey. Sorry for my emotional nakedness but its true.
WIFE: WHAT!!! Well fuck you then!!! I can't even feel you inside me cause your dick is so small!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!
by Angieboo May 24, 2009
Get the Emotionally Nakedmug.