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Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.
Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.
by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014
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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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Cock-Blocking

An act wherin a kind soul will hit on a chick who has been stalking his friend so that the friend may pursue intimate relations with a hotter chick.
Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.
by samoaneminem January 14, 2004
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Bricking

Bricking is a effective dating method used by many desperate people
Bricking :
Guy: Hey baby let me get yo digits
Girl: Fuck you lame ass
at this time the male lets the female walk away as he grabs a brick from his back pocket and chucks it at his new found mate knocking her unconcious. Drags her by the hair in to the vehicle and does as he wishes
by Big Richard mcgee October 28, 2007
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Jew-blocking

When someone, not nescessarily jewish, attempts to do something stereotypically jewish (trying not to pay, trying to steal money, breaking glasses etc...) and then someone intervenes making them unable to carrying their plan out.
"no i wont pay for you, you're going to have to pay ypur half"

"Dude, dont be jew-blocking me"
by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009
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Brookings

A town full of old people, drug abusing teens and non drug abusing teens that are total assholes.
Teen1: I smoke pot and then act like a asshole!
Teen2: I don't smoke pot but am still an asshole!

(Teens like this are not only in Brookings. Watch yourself)
by KedNel March 18, 2011
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Bocking

Butt Docking

The act of docking assholes together instead of penises
Dude bro, I'm so tired of regular docking. Let's smash our assholes together tonight...

I wanna start Bocking
by boofaholic October 27, 2016
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