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bowed up

1) Busy as hell...
2) Someone who is muscular...
3) When mad, about to fight, just finished working out, feel like a bad ass, etc shoulder lift up, arms get wider, chest puffs out...
4) When on the toilet sick, stomach problems, vomiting...
5) Hooked up on a big fish...
6) something/somewhere that is crowded with people, things...
1) PAST - I stayed bowed up at work yesterday, I didn't even get to take a lunch.
PRESENT - I am so bowed up right now I don't have time to pee.
FUTURE - I will be bowed up with paperwork tonight, I won't make it to dinner.

2.1) That guy is bowed up I bet he works out twice a day.
2.2) Damn, since Johnny started power lifting 6 years ago, he's got all bowed up like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 70s.

3.1) This ignorant mother f***** cut my brother off and got out of his Prius bowed up and then jumped back in his Prius and took off when I jumped out the truck.
3.2) You should have seen it, Johnny walked away bowed up after he won the chess tournament lmfao.
3.3) I had such a great work out last night I couldn't control leaving the gym bowed up.

4.1) Johnny got food poisoning and is bowed up in the bathroom.

4.2) That moonshine had me so drunk I was bowed up over the toilet all night.

5) I was bowed up on a Yellowfin Tuna for 45 minutes yesterday and I thought it got away, but when I reeled in my line the head of the Tuna was still there.

6.1) The bar was bowed up with single chicks last night.
6.2) The farm was bowed up with trucks for the contest.
by bada$s hand August 15, 2014
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Bow Tie

The act of taking one's penis shaft and pulling it down between the two testicles. The testicles are then pulled around the shaft making the resemblance of a bow tie.
Logan asked his teacher if she wants to see his bow tie. The teacher says yes. Logan pulls down his pants, wraps his balls around his penis and makes a bow tie
by antnano69 December 13, 2019
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Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.
by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014
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Garth Bow

Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.
Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts

or

Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad

or

I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too
by Doctor Garthy September 12, 2013
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Bow Pose

A yoga pose in which the yogi practising it grab their ankles and lifting up their chest into a bow shape.
I have been practising this yoga pose called bow pose where I grabbed my ankles and lifted my chest up. It really helps me concentrate.
by Jaidyn the player November 10, 2020
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high bow

to physically express praise in the form of bumping elbows with a friend in an gingerly manner, sanitary alternative to a high five.
Dude, I just took a sweet dump, and only had to wipe once!" "High bow to that brother
by frankerbob September 21, 2010
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Jet Bow!

A cathephrase for virgins or for anybody who sees someone attractive or someone naked. May not make sense, but I like what I created.
John: *goes over to his friends house*

Katherine: *answers the door half awake with just a robe on* Hey John, come on in.

*Katherine walks away to let John in, her legs catch John's attention*

John: JET BOW! I need to stop being so scared and ask her out
by Jaiden Gary February 27, 2022
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