Bonk

British slang for sex.

Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!

by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024

bonking

(Diaper lover slang) Same as unging, but without fists beneath oneself; humping done on a thick quilt on a carpeted floor.

He is bonking.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Bonk

Bonk. you've been bonked.

person one: *bonk*
person 2: "dude tf?"
person 1:"get wreaked you've been bonked "

by indishereig July 14, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

Bonk

doge = no more hornies
they get put in the horny jail

example
Phil - I'm so horny and want to sex
DOGE- *BONK*

by Porked March 28, 2022