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Colombian boiler

Similar to that of an Italian Boiler, whereby a restrained man's penile shaft is dipped into a pot of boiling water, but substituting coffee for the water.
Last night I accidentally shot a load onto my sister's wedding dress, so my Filipino-descended father with a clubbed foot tied me up with a rusty chain and gave me a Colombian Boiler.
by DeanPalmer September 30, 2011
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tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.
Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.
by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021
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Bailey Hill

A gorgeous girl with an amazing body and strong values, who blows your mind with every chance she gets.
Guy #1: Dude the other day I was chillin with a Bailey Hill and she told me she loved me.

Guy #2: You're so lucky

Guy #1: I know.
by manofnight August 7, 2011
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Briley

Let's see... there is no words to describe Briley. He is defiantly a hottie!! He can be such a weirdo too at times but once you get to know him you will defiantly fall in love with his personality. He has Blonde hair and blue eyes with glasses. He's super athletic and good at any sport! (Just don't let him roll his shorts up too high!) He is hilarious and you can't stay mad at him long because he'll find someway to make you smile. He is very outgoing and tries to talk to everyone. He can have quite a temper at times and is too proud to apologize right away and admit that he's wrong. But he is kind at heart and if you give him time you will be having a blast sooner than you think! If you have a Briley in your life make sure that you keep it that way and protect him from the words of criticism that may come his way (he may end up flipping a table over or breaking a window because his heart is so fragile and in his mind he's perfect and has no flaws)!!!!!
"Hey did you hear what Briley did today?"

"Nah man, I swear that kid is on crack!"
"Ha! Don't tell him that!"
by CHICHI CHERRY November 1, 2019
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An Uncle Bailey

A sick perverted comments made, an action that crossed every line your mother ever taught you, an act so gross that all you could do was shrug your shoulders and say, "Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey" and shudder.
The initials "UB" also count.
After seeing a friend knowingly drink a spit-filled beverage..
Having a friend climb in bed with you..
Someone making a crude referance to something sacred or loved..
At seeing a flasher or someone wearing clothing they shouldn't..
"Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey/UB"
by Matt Windt November 6, 2008
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Bailey

A beautiful girl with green eyes and blonde hair. She is tall and skinny. Bailey is wide ranged in her talents. She is artistic and athletic. Bailey is a girl that every boy wishes that they could have. Bailey may have a cool exterior but she has a loving warm heart.
There goes Bailey she is so kind and beautiful.
by 6681213151 March 2, 2016
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Bailey

A girl who has HUGE cans! Every boy is in love with her and she has many stalkers. Also has lots of friends but there are some people who hate her for no reason. She's pretty without trying and people want to kill her for her looks, but keep the pieces of her body in their closet in order to make a shrine.
Hey look over there it's Bailey! shes so hawt!
by weareawesome! August 23, 2009
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