japanese blow job

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.
A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo
by Don't hate masturbate May 28, 2016
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electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum
hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover
by john December 6, 2003
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mediocre blow job

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job
My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job
by Jsny88 April 13, 2017
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Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s
The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.
by superboyuss February 22, 2019
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blow job babies

when a gurl gives head and gets pregnate
mama joanna said i was i was one out of nine blow job babies
by junior=] February 21, 2009
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blow job

When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.
"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"
by Tammy12345 April 30, 2010
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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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