Bloaf

n- oafish creature who roams Judd Scool. Dependant on Club Des Jeunes orig.- Tom, Matt, Isaac, and Chris circum. 2004
abbr. Blo, Dickhead, Flakey McSnakey

1. Did you catch that far-out Bloaf?
2. Urgh. What a Bloaf.
3. Bloaf is such a flakey Bloaf.
4. Don't be a Bloaf

by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

blogarazzi

Plural noun: bloggers who flock to a news story or event the way paparazzi flock to celebrities.

To the delight of the blogarazzi, there are new allegations that the government misled the public about the extent of its warrantless wiretapping program.

by Jeremy Telman February 21, 2008

bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

bloaw cream

cum or semen

the bloaw cream is in her mouth.

by kaz March 18, 2004

blogan

While sitting having nice steamy steamy poop, a girl or partner comes along and gives you a blowjob

Man-Baby i need a blow job but I also need a poop
Girl- oh well in that case il give you a blogan

by keegs26 May 14, 2013

Blorange

(Adj.) Weird, cool, and slightly disturbing

That centaur-taur was very Blorange!

by iTs JuSt YoUr PeRsOnAliTy March 13, 2022

Blarable

Whatever you want it to be *wink wink*

"And anyway, Blarable!"

by Munqiness January 15, 2004