blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help

Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor

by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009

Blind Vision

Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words

The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream

In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words

It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not

It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard

Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...

by Death Menace May 9, 2023

blind bootying

Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.

This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".

Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'

*5 minutes later*

Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'

by trey the official meme October 3, 2015

Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017