shit behind the radiator

after sex when the woman goes to the bathroom to clean her vagina u take a sneaky poo behind the radiator and leave quickly.

look at that wee dirty fat ride I took a shit behind the radiator at hers last weekend!

by Robsoned August 14, 2017

book blind

When someone jizzes in your eyes then you try to read a book.

My boyfriend and me tried book blind last night it was hard

by Taz_Devion August 24, 2017

Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

by The Hylander July 8, 2018

nigger blind

the inability to distinguish one blacky from an other

"Dude, is that Marlon Wayans or Damon Wayans?"
"Hell... how the fuck am I supposed? I'm nigger blind."

by Bucky Beils November 23, 2018

war behind you

saying that you will do anything for that person

mariah- “ tbh mariah “
kenli- “ family, war behind you fs 💙 “

by idontwanna12345 April 24, 2022

Tilting the blinds

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.

On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.

by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010

who is that behind you?

"Who is that behind you!?" is a phrase used deliberately by ARMYs to prank BTS members during their vlive. The fans asked them this very question during Love Yourself tour LA while they were in their hotel room all alone prompting them to look behind and get weary. This incident has created a thrilling saga among the boys.

J-Hope : So, i was thinking about changing the way i dress. I've decided to dress more comfortably. Nom nom.. *eating*

Homaira Ansheri : Hey, look. Who is behind that you?

J-Hope : There's no one. Don't say these things. Stop it.

Homaira Ansheri : No, really. The picture frame just moved. Who is that behind you?

J-Hope : It did? *looks behind* Nooo stop it, stop messing.

by Dumbellsbts009 September 10, 2018