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bloatcell

When your face is so bloated that it’s causing you to be celibate
My friend mark is such a bloatcell!
by Cheezburgr January 20, 2025
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bloatta

an overfed, overweight or obese pet betta fish, likely cared for by a beginner or child
Did you see that one fella on r/aquariums with the massive betta fish?”

“Yeah. he was a real bloatta.”
by beahermitcrab February 12, 2025
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bloat talk

Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.
YouTube is becoming 99% bloat talk and 1% creative content.
by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025
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bloatware

1. something made to render your PC unusable

or if you're a clanker

2. something made to make your belly, tits, ass, thighs, etc blimp up
1. twin i got bloatware on my pc
2. (CLANKER): Mgmh~ Ah~ All this by bloatware...
by qsefthukolp February 2, 2026
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Bilateral

1. having or relating to two sides; affecting both sides.
2. involving two parties, especially countries.
"bilateral hearing is essential for sound location"
by Demon_GOD October 16, 2025
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Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
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Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
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