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Justin Bieber

Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.

Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"

Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.

If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.

Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.

Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
by Miami BITCH January 18, 2012
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bieber fever

A disease that's more dangerous than AIDS and sadder than kitten cancer
Guy 1: My girlfriend has bieber fever
Guy2: Be sure to wear a condom, catch that and its game over
by dizzle2309 July 24, 2010
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justin bieber

Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?

Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad October 8, 2011
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Bieber Fever

the long way of saying your fucking gay :D
Mike: Dude, ryan has bieber fever

You:what a faggot
by Mike Hawk2232 September 6, 2010
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Justin Bieber

Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?

Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
by Not justin bieber August 6, 2011
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Justin Bieber

A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOH
-Justin Bieber
by [Enter Clever Pseudonym Here] November 27, 2011
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Bieber virus

An infectious virus that targets Youtube videos.
The virus is spread through humans posting comments.
Symptoms include the mention of Justin Bieber on a video that has nothing to do with him, and the decline of comments about the video itself.
Lee: Holy crap the police have been infected with the Bieber Virus!
Alex: What? Oh no!
Lee: This is sick.
by BVirus October 25, 2010
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