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belgian ned

A popular dance move. Usually seen during electro/house/breaks nights, but can readily be busted out for any genre of music. Started by an unknown belgian with a boombox, this dance move has continued to grow in popularity, and can often be seen where ever boys from Aberdeen are going size large.
check out that belgian ned.... what a lad!
by GlowBracelets January 10, 2011
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Belgian Dragon

The act of man docking penises with another man while simultaneously fisting each other's anus.
My old college roommate asked me if I had ever tried the Belgian Dragon; I had no idea I was that flexible.
by H4ms4l4d September 26, 2020
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Belgian Double-Dip

The belgian double dip is an action that occurs when you are having anal intercourse, and you switch to oral sex. Then, you return to anal sex.
Me and my girl did a belgian double-dip last night
by Teggle July 16, 2025
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bedroom Belgian

A half bottle of La Chouffe on the nightstand, rimmed with chocolate and regret.
I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.
by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025
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Belgian Dumpling

The act of defecating on a large flat piece of elephant foreskin, then deep frying it into the form of a dumpling.
“Yo Eric, im really craving some Belgian Dumplings right now
by 4rizon4 November 6, 2025
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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
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Belgian shower

When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.
- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
by brunorc September 19, 2023
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