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Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.
I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping
by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022
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Belgian double-dip

The act of a man giving a woman anal, then oral, then anal again.
Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after she tried a Belgian double-dip.
by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024
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Belgian Double-Dip

The belgian double dip is an action that occurs when you are having anal intercourse, and you switch to oral sex. Then, you return to anal sex.
Me and my girl did a belgian double-dip last night
by Teggle July 16, 2025
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Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum
Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.
by publius2011 April 3, 2017
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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
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Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.
I just gave that girl a belgian waffle house.
by Big dick dave August 30, 2013
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Belgian Style

Belgian is a sex act where it involves a very large woman and a very skinny man, the woman is required beforehand to excersize until they are very sweaty. Once occured, the man uses the sweat as lubricant while the woman is is laying down, being slapped constantly until climax.
"I fucked that Belgian Style, then got some eggos for her lazy fat ass"
by x_Mr.Fabulous_x May 26, 2020
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