Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.
Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.
by davesabitch February 06, 2024
The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022
A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram
That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!
by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018
When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.
by YourMomsCrackisfullofSpunk69 July 10, 2017
by Big dick dave August 30, 2013
My old college roommate asked me if I had ever tried the Belgian Dragon; I had no idea I was that flexible.
by H4ms4l4d September 26, 2020
Belgian is a sex act where it involves a very large woman and a very skinny man, the woman is required beforehand to excersize until they are very sweaty. Once occured, the man uses the sweat as lubricant while the woman is is laying down, being slapped constantly until climax.
by x_Mr.Fabulous_x May 26, 2020