beefy boyd

fucking sexy

that guy is a beefy boyd

by luke.bored December 20, 2020

Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spent’ penis

He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy

by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022

beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025

beefy itting

A slang term for iterating the word befitting, like if you wanted to be cool you'd totally shout "Dang, dude! That hat is beefy ittin'!" Beefy itting is not only fun and erotic, but it can be misheard as the regular nonslang term, and thus everything will be okay when you accidentally say it during a job interview or funeral oration. Just make sure you say it sort of quick, for sneaky effects.

"Charles was a rather beefy itting name for such a noble lad. I'm glad I had the opportunity to meet him. Such a groovy soul, filled with even more beefy ittin jive. I will miss him dearly."
-pablo picasso at charles dickens funeral, 3057
~woem!~

by Art Club Steve December 6, 2006

Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.

Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!

by Melamyemma October 7, 2017

Beefy

Bestest ever ever friend

She’s my beefy, we gone be friends forever

by Fredflintstoneforver May 14, 2022

beefy onion

Gross moldy and squishy penis that catches you by surprise.

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017