Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.

“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”

by 3leggreg May 16, 2020

Yorkshire Beaches

it means seggs. Its a northern saying a bit like Netflix and chill.

Girl: Mom im going to visit some Yorkshire beaches
Mom: Okay have a nice time sweetie
Boy: ready to fuck?

by mymanbojo March 22, 2022

Dirty Belcher

Getting rammed in the ass by a spartan with a nine-inch cock

"Dude! I invented a time machine!"
"Nice! What for?"
"So I can get a Dirty Belcher"

by Alextheexisting June 23, 2022

Peach on the beech

To bear your behind on the beech particilarly if it gets sun burned

Look at that chap what a peach on the beech

by LondonTwonnock November 26, 2016

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021

Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

by TheObsure February 18, 2015

benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.

'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'

by daddy deeya May 28, 2020