belgium

According to Douglas Adams in his HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series, the worst possible curse word in the universe. Its use is inexcusably rude.

Baby, I love you. You make my...what? What do you mean you're my sister? Belgium!!!

by Geekzapoppin March 30, 2005

belgian landmines

Undetected dogshit. Poop waiting to attack your shoe.

Watch out! the owner has a dog. Be careful of the Belgian landmines

by real123 July 12, 2006

Belgium Gas Mask

While embarking upon a sixty-nine postion with your partner, you fart in your partner's face.

While John was 69ing his girlfriend, the burrito he ate earlier caused him to fart and give her a Belgium gas mask.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

BELGIAN WAFFLES

The only known cure to prostate cancer.

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!

by squadala!! January 15, 2009

belgian burn

The act of lighting your pubic hair AND your partner's pubic hair on fire, then having sex while the fire is burning.

I belgian burned my girl last night. We both have horrible 3rd degree burns now.

by Z.R.P. December 1, 2007

beggining

When you beg, plead, and hope that you do or don’t have to do something, right at the start of what it is you are meant to do.

“He was beggining right at the start of his shift, I told him to fuck off”

by Unlo May 8, 2018

Belgium

("Belgie" in Dutch, which is one of their three official languages)
well america only knows belgium because of it's famous waffles. but they have good beer, "French" fries, and chocolate.
The people in the northern part speak a... *special*... dialect called Vlaams (Flemish). But if you go to Belgium or talk with a Belgian, don't call Vlaams/Flemish a language. It's a dialect. And don't call a Belgian a Dutch person. They will not like you.

There's a lot of parties and festivals, and from what I've seen, 99% of the girls are really hot.
the belgians love making fun of dutch people and dutch people love making fun of belgians.
the drinking age is 16 and there's no censorship :D

Ik hou van Belgie (I love Belgium) <3 het is zalig. en godverdomme jij.

Kgoa je slaan. ("I'll hit you" in Flemish)

by wiljeneuken November 11, 2012