Bazonkadoo

A crazy, ruthless physcopath with mental promblems and will stop at nothing to kill his ex. Usually good at baking cakes.

''I heard Miley Cyrus went bazonkadoo,'' said Homer.
''And I heard many animal noises,'' said Lisa.

by Kallista October 23, 2011

Bazooka

An extra large penis.

Girl 1: My vag is still sore from last night, my boyfriend has a bazooka for a cock.

Girl 2: That’s rough, those can do a lot of damage if they’re in the hands of amateurs.

Girl 1: Preach!

by Thundercity7 August 28, 2018

Bazooka

When your girlfriend is giving you head, and as you are about to cum, you pour pepper down her nose and hold her head down as your nutting and make your semen goes everywhere like a bazooka explosion

I did the bazooka last night with my girl, and now she’s mad at me and my room is all sticky

by Js1523 December 2, 2019

Bazongo

A funnier way to say "Bazinga"

Brian:"I just lost my pants"
Randy:"Bazongo"

by Cornelius22222 October 24, 2019

Bazoinkers

A word used to describe when a situation is absolutely nuts you think you’re going insane.

Person:*trying to convince you that they can shoot babies out their butthole*
You: this is bazoinkers

by Fermentedmustardwater December 19, 2021

Bazoner

The halfway part between having a boner and still being flacid.

That new chick gives me such a bazoner.

by dubthynub April 19, 2010

Bazooka Joe

To blow your wad prematurely

He got all excited and then bam - it was Bazooka Joe all over the place.

by Superswank February 10, 2004