Plant-basers

People who are loosely throwing the word plant-based around who food shame and criticize others for eating meat when they used to.

These people have a “nutritious righteousness” about them and follow the crowd and want to be hip.

They are not to be confused with the early adapters of the plant based diet who don’t have to announce it to everyone.

Plant-basers are people who once ate a ton of meat but now believe they have a right to food shame others because they no longer do.

by $.02 January 16, 2020

Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.

1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.

by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011

Baker's dandruff

The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

Baber'd

When a guy has a girlfriend but talks to other girls. He will go as far as making other Snapchat accounts, one for his girlfriend and one for his hoes. He talks to so many girls everyone in the province knows who he is.

My man's been trying to fuck other girls. I just got Baber'd

by Some Saskatchewan Hoe April 20, 2020

Baker Streeting

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”

Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!

by thotaroo June 17, 2020

bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.

Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!

by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023