Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 07, 2010

bark chewer

Bitch that looks like the tazmainian devil ,big and fat with an ugly ass toothy face

Check out that bark chewer, there always with a hot one

by tommy bee August 22, 2006

the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 04, 2013

Stop Barking

A phrase spoken by a boy who is so 8745, is Kingston. This is the motto of Kingston.

Kingston: Stop Barking!

by Savio Lo 1A (18) June 26, 2021

golden bark

When a Mexican barks at hot American chicks in order to hook up with them. Usually done in conjunction with alcohol.

If Javier plays his cards right, he'll be giving Nicole the Golden Bark tonight.

by Neil's Daddy November 09, 2007

bark humpper

An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a trees's right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth

did you see the bark humpper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature nazi protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.

by MIKE SCHULTZ January 26, 2008

geek barking

The act of subjecting normal people to an onslaught of geeky jargon.

What the hell was he talking about? All I heard was geek barking.

by geekbarker August 07, 2009