When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.
“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."
"that's fucked, man."
"that's fucked, man."
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Get the St. John the Baptist mug.Baptist is a denomination of Christianity (sometimes called Protestant) that rejects infant Baptism. They practice Believer's Baptism through immersion. A Believer is someone who has accepted and believes that Jesus Christ is their personal savior who died to atone for their sins. Baptists believe in The Trinity. The Trinity means there is one God made up of 3 different beings who are the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
Pentecostal: Why don't you dance in church?
Baptist: Because I'm a Baptist.
Methodist: My preacher's gay. We believe that gay people can be preachers too.
Baptist: Your preacher will go to Hell is he doesn't repent of his sin and accept Christ.
Guy: What bible do you read?
Baptist: KJV
Baptist: Because I'm a Baptist.
Methodist: My preacher's gay. We believe that gay people can be preachers too.
Baptist: Your preacher will go to Hell is he doesn't repent of his sin and accept Christ.
Guy: What bible do you read?
Baptist: KJV
by Crytek June 14, 2011
Get the Baptist mug.The baptism of pepper is a sacred pratice used in situations of divine intoxication.
The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.
The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.
The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.
Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.
The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.
The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.
Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
"Lad: Da cleeva was given the baptism of pepper by Shake and he will forever carry the burden until his passage to the afterlife."
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28:10 - *Jean-Baptiste raises his eyebrows for 1/2 a 'sec' while smiling and continues to smile (as I blush & squeal in delight as a 'Baptist' too!!!!!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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