Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.

Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021

alkimos baptist college

The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.

Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying

Person 2 : don’t even get me started

by RaccoonTrashhhhh August 20, 2021

harbor baptist academy

This is a school filled with loving and caring people that love God and love reading the Bible. They believe everything that is said in the Bible and believe that everyone needs to be saved by the grace of Jesus Christ. They love everyone❤️

oh i went to harbor baptist academy and they are so loving and tel the try to about God

by osjfowkeodnwmodd September 19, 2021

Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members

A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”

by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021

nathan battistella

the prettiest boy. very funny and knows how to treat a girl right. doesn't love school but goes because of his friends. you could get lost in his eyes for hours and his smile could convince u to do anything.

person 1: hey do u know that super attractive funny person who goes to our school?

person 2: oh you mean nathan battistella ?

person 1: yeah him

by jxllybeanslol December 10, 2021

First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.

Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.

by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024

Alba Baptista

Actress and Chris Evans wife who likes to play roles of teenagers that get with older men and rubs elbows with racist and n@zi lovers and is constantly online seeing what people talk about her.

Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie?
Who is that?
She is Chris Evans wife.

by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024