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Nerd Badge 

n. The ID badge that employees of Google, yahoo, apple and other major tech companies are required to use to get into the building and wear around like a weird dork pride beacon when they go out to lunch with other nerds
Me: Dude, look at that nerd walking around with his Nerd Badge and his other nerd friends thinking that its cool that they work for Apple

Friend: Yeah, they look like dorks; do you think they'll ever get a girlfriend?

Me: ..........No
Nerd Badge by -AJ April 23, 2011

blue peter badge

is when you get a girl to give you a blow job whilsr humming the blue peter theme tune
get a girl to hum the blue peter theme song whilst giving you a blow job enase the phrase i got a blue peter badge last night

put on your gay badge 

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl
"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"
put on your gay badge by brian October 2, 2004

Chufty badge 

Mancunian rhyming slang meaning 'vag' or 'vagina'
'Close your legs, I can see your chufty badge'
Chufty badge by SteveFries June 20, 2019

Cracked badge 

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."
Cracked badge by Bird the Word January 2, 2009
A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.
I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!
Ass Badge by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008