Avril Lavigne 

A true disgrace to punk.

Looking like an anarchist badass who never smiles and only wears black doesn't make you punk. Being yourself makes you punk, something Avril Lavigne doesn't do.

Avril Lavigne by Hooray, Zoidberg Shall Feast! April 9, 2006

Avril Lavinge 

The queen of all posers.

She is truely a hardcore poser.

Avril Lavinge by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Avril Lavinge 

a poor man's Alanis Morrisette

Her voice sounds like alanis with tuberculosis.

Avril Lavinge by Ashley snell April 3, 2005

Avril Lavinge 

A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.

Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"

Avril Lavinge by Heather March 13, 2005

Avril Lavigne 

Female singer who is spitting all over the word "punk".
Says she isn't trying to be punk,but obviously is by adhering to the mainstreams' idea of what punk is.
(Ie:neckties, "s8er bois" ,Green Day)
Loved by dumb teen/pre-teens who need to get some Hole, Bikini Kill and Le Tigre down their throats.
Plays *punk* music,without the politics,anger,meaning or ideals....yeah,baiscially punk without the punk.
Somebody should shoot that bitch. Prefferably John Lydon.

Dumb"rebel"Bitch: "Oh wow Avril Lavigne is sooooo KEWL. Punk Rock! I mean I can totally realate to her songs,having as many problems as I do! *sniff* My Mommy wouldn't even buy those chucks I saw Billie Joe from Green Day wearing! Oh,BTW,you're not punk...you're not wearing a necktie"
Me:"Kill me."

HOT TOPIC IS NOT PUNK ROCK.

Avril Lavigne by bandanasarerad September 11, 2006

avril lavinge 

Self-taught guitar goddess. Yes, she taught herself both of those chords.

"I heard Avril taught herself how to play guitar," said Punky. "Aye, she did," replied Ahab. "She taught herself both of those chords."

avril lavinge by nirvanarama June 5, 2005

avril lavigne 

a poser who once claimed she was "punk rock", then she said she never said anything like that. she is also a pathetic pop singer, oh wait, all pop singers are pathetic.

Avril fan: Me and avril lavigne are so punk rock because we wear ties and claim to be sid vicious!!!111234567890!!!!

Me: shut the fuck up you little prepubescent whore, listen to good music like Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith.(mumbles)*dumbassed twats*

avril lavigne by Lindsay GN'R Fan September 9, 2006