nap attack

1. To have an overwhelming urge to take an nap immediately, without warning.

Dude 1: "Dude, after my girl and I did the nasty and she had my corn dog, I had a nap attack."
Dude 2: "Nice. After I got back from my hot dog eating competition, I busted out a nap attack myself!"
Dude 3: "Right on, bro!"

by Notorious M.A.T. July 26, 2006

Shit Attack

when you feel very uncomfortable in your lower intestine, after an hour or so of farting and discomfort you shit your brains out. result: feeling very uncertain while shitting meaning you think you may throw up but you are not sure while filling your toilet with diarrhea. also if you shit long enough you asshole will feel like its on fire for roughly 15 mins.
the best way to make the feeling go away it just shit it all out.
it happens to everyone and its about to happen to me....

example: eating bad food or foods that dont mix. your body is able to digest them expect they come out in liquid form. it hurts for a long time before you actually shit. during that duration you have loud and stinky farts.
its called a shit attack because of the diarrhea that spews from the asshole
this all is sadly happing to me now and i know what im in for.

to prevent this eat bread with your meals to make nice solid and smooth shits lol. also don't eat old food or mix things like only chocolate and water on an empty stomach.

it happens to everyone once in a while

by Usmik674 February 9, 2009

dumbass attack

n. 1) doing something incredibly stupid by accident, usually resulting in a core router or production database being shut down.

running 'route delete default' or 'ipfw add 0001 reset ip from any' from a remote SSH connection

by charlie root August 27, 2003

Mac-attack

Sudden urge to eat food from McDonald's.

"I'm having a serious Mac-attack; could you spare me a dollar so I can get some fries?"

by Exiled Josh September 23, 2005

Harv Attack

n. A sudden and unexpected series of flashbacks and memories to the best summer of all time at Havard SSP

Goshdarnit! I just had a Harv Attack.

by H-Booty September 23, 2009

cheeto attack

After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)

"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"

by la bandit October 26, 2009

Attack'a pack

When you finish an entire 20 cigarette pack in one night.

I'm gonna go attack'a pack, I'll be right back.

by MercyTillDeath January 17, 2010