Asshat

A person with their head up their own ass so far that they are wearing a hat.

That ignorant, compassionless woman who posted a horribly thoughtless and insensitive comment is an asshat.

by Proud to NOT be Phyliss Sammon May 1, 2019

Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

Asshat

A synonym for asshole.
A person that doesn’t consider the results of their actions.
Could be considered as a hypocrite with a narcissistic personality.

WOW ! Your friend is such an asshat !!

You are an asshat of note.

by Poison ivy February 7, 2018

Asshat

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

by penelope453 November 18, 2014

Asshat

A person who clowns around or who may act like an asshole but dont deserve that much credit

That guy was being a major asshat.

by HotMia October 29, 2018

Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

by TBM1371 May 13, 2024

Asshat

Marla

Did you see her being an Asshat ?

by cuck507 May 31, 2020