autoerotic asphyxiation

Extreme Sport: chicken choking to the max.

One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing

by Maury Felcher, M.D. October 12, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.

The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.

by star5 April 5, 2007

Aspey

Someone who is exhibiting the signs of Asperger's syndrome over a particular subject matter or towards other people.

Kaotik is so flippin aspey over her dog. I'm sick of hearing every raw detail about Great Danes... why can't she just love her pet like a normal person?

by ThisIsNotRafa June 21, 2010

Asphyxiation

Julia's favorite word.

Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?"
Julia: "Fuck."
Arrteh: "Besides that."
Julia: "Asphyxiation. Blasphemy."
Arrteh: "Pick one."
Julia: "The first one."
Arrteh: "Mind if I use your last name?"
Julia: "Which one?"
Arrteh: "Bremer."
Julia: "Why?"
Arrteh: "I'm defining it on UrbanDictionary.com."
Julia: "Link me when you're done."

by Arrteh October 16, 2008

asphyx

Masturbating while depriving your brain of oxygen at the same time, usually through a form or strangulation or hanging.

Jimmy performed an asphyx yesterday, Unfortunately he passed out before he could cut the rope...

by Kh4ng4r00 March 16, 2008

aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

Asphyxiation

when a girl takes your nut sak, puts it in a back pack, then zips its up and you get a boner
if your lucky you get to skeet in your math book

"gee alyssa,
did you see carly take natalie asphyxiation that guy over there?

poor butthole"

by CarlyNatalieAlyssa ton October 28, 2007