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Don Artist

Another name for Donald Trump that rightly depicts him as a con artist.
The Don Artist! How about we don't, don't reelect him in 2020. . . .
by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
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Toystore Artist

An artist who draws characters and objects that are already created but cannot create original art from their own brain.
"Johnny always brags about his art but he draws pictures that we already seen already. He is a toystore artist."
by Tagone05 December 28, 2009
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Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.
Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.
by Wesdog64 August 7, 2016
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Khan artist

A deceitful painter who markets forgeries of a famous Start Trek character.
A Khan artist would do well not to let da subject of his forgeries know about said watercolor-impersonations, or he would likely face said subject's "wrath".
by QuacksO April 18, 2020
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Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011
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artist's attitude

An aura of self-importance and self-worth presented by artists who become swept up in their own head space.
"What's wrong with you? You HAVE TO make eye contact. It's the rule."
"No, I don't. See, I can paint this (and you can't), so shove it."
"Damn, you got quite the artist's attitude."
by the dip May 20, 2007
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Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.
Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.
by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009
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