The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.
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Part of the words of wisdom: purposefully missed THE artery.
When Tony Almeida was stabbed and declared dead, the avid viewer of 24 already knew, this wouldn't be the end. Just two years later it was confirmed in the series, that his would-be killer intended to merely fake Tony's death by stabbing, for that he purposefully missed THE artery. Life and death is simple as that.
Part of the words of wisdom: purposefully missed THE artery.
When Tony Almeida was stabbed and declared dead, the avid viewer of 24 already knew, this wouldn't be the end. Just two years later it was confirmed in the series, that his would-be killer intended to merely fake Tony's death by stabbing, for that he purposefully missed THE artery. Life and death is simple as that.
3 nerds discussing a scene from Lost
Nerd1: If Desmond is so rich, why didn't he fly first class, bruthas?
Nerd2: I thought it was implied he was in First class. He sat with Jack in economy and then went back to first class explaining why people think he 'vanished off the plane'.
Nerd1: Does that mean Chaaalie could have run into first class and vanished from the cops? No wonder first class is so expensive.
Nerd3: He had a bag of heroin pressing against THE artery. He couldn't have run anywhere. Come on!
Nerd1: THE artery is not bound by time, space or even television network. It will truly enslave us all.
Nerd1: If Desmond is so rich, why didn't he fly first class, bruthas?
Nerd2: I thought it was implied he was in First class. He sat with Jack in economy and then went back to first class explaining why people think he 'vanished off the plane'.
Nerd1: Does that mean Chaaalie could have run into first class and vanished from the cops? No wonder first class is so expensive.
Nerd3: He had a bag of heroin pressing against THE artery. He couldn't have run anywhere. Come on!
Nerd1: THE artery is not bound by time, space or even television network. It will truly enslave us all.
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