Internet

The Place You Go To See Dogs Fuck Eachother

I Watch Pornhub On The Internet

by ToeMaster64 November 9, 2018

internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.

matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Interneting

The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.

I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.

by www.reputationTRAX.com July 24, 2013

Interneted

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.

Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.

by breakboy72 July 14, 2018

Internet

Cancer.

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.

by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

The Internet

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.

the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!

by The Great Squirrelini March 15, 2016