Austin

a person who is secretly hated by his closest friends and has no idea. he plays the trumpet but sucks at it. he is left out all the time by his friends and tries to flirt with girls but it doesnt work.

hi, my name is austin.

by lalalala23 December 12, 2011

austin

A hyperbole that hovers on a flatulent cloud of self-importance…not a real place.

Of course I'm busy. I live in Austin. I have band practice in five hours.

by anjali gupta April 3, 2007

austin

cumbutt

Austin: Hey cumbutt.. how's that Palsy working out for ya?

by YourGirlfriendKatie February 3, 2010

Austin

A total dumbass, Smartass, and hott ass guy! who's bestfreind is thor.

Even though he's a dumbass I still wish I was still going out with Austin

by Tinyness July 29, 2012

Austin

A person with unusually red hair. Most likely a skinny nerd who just plain sucks at life. He probably won't be able to see this entry because he mispells his name so much.

Man...ever since you dyed your hair red, became anorexic, started sucking at life, and mispelled your name uncontrollably, you've become such an Austin.

by Lolz...PWN3D September 17, 2008

Austin

a douchebag who thinks he's cool and that he is "batman"
he is just a loser with a big head and huge undeserved ego

Austin is such a dick face

by rykas0 December 27, 2009

Austin

1)The fukin As$wh0!e who will brake your heart A MILLOIN FU!CKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) A really cute blond whith skater hair green eyes,that gets a fuked up haircut and will now look like a rat mixture with a piccock.
3)The wierdo that texts you every day till FUKIN 4am IN the morning.

4)a perv that only wants sex.
5) another way to say chocolate:)

1)I hate micheal he did an austin to me a MILLION times :'(.
2)Omfg brian got an austin!!!!:O....that dommass.
3) austins wont let me sleep.FUKIN WIERDOS.
4)girl:hey maria i herd ur boifriend is an austin.
maria:ohhh HAIIL FUKIN NO.
girl:hmh its true.
5)I was all up last night having me some austin.

by @shanedawsonhugger;) May 23, 2011