Roasted Neckless Almond 

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

Roasted Neckless Almond by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

milk my almonds 

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

milk my almonds by annntttt July 27, 2019

The Spicy Almond 

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".

Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about

The Spicy Almond by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020

toasting your almond 

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

toasting your almond by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

white chocolate almond 

code name for an npc blonde aussie

friend: heyy, im actually considering going for sheldon do you think i should?

me: WHITE CHOCOLATE ALMOND (wca) ON TOP!!!

friend: hell yeah

white chocolate almond by wca May 6, 2024

California's Almonds 

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

California's Almonds by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds 

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021