alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018

alfie

my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.

Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch

by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020

Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt

he is an alfie

by gayygayygayyassassass April 5, 2022

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie

Has a really big shlong and can really last a lifetime in bed, also is very funny and everyone loves him. Very loyal and a great boyfriend, know one can compete just an all round great, sexy, muscled beast

He is an Alfie!

by Ilovealfie4life November 23, 2021

Alfie

He like sex

He likes Alfie

by Joejdnsknsksm May 25, 2021