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ASAP

ASAP - An acronym that stands for "As Slow As Possible"

ASAP is used when someone wants a task done deliberately and carefully (hence SLOW as possible), giving them more time to handle other priorities first. This allows them to appear more in control of their workload and avoid seeming overwhelmed to their boss, subordinates, friends, etc . By stretching out the timing, they can address your finished task when things are quieter, making everything look more manageable, making you both look good.
Hey James, please complete this task ASAP!!
by DrPotatoLord April 13, 2025
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absa

a beautiful kind young lady that loves cookies. she's the best. even when she has a baddd day she still never shouts at anyone who is anyoing her.if you find an absa don't leave her.
"hey there is a girl over there in m&s that brought 10 cookies"
"I know it's absa
by odgreen2017 July 22, 2025
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absa

a beautiful kind young lady that loves cookies. she's the best. even when she has a baddd day she still never shouts at anyone who is anyoing her .if you find an absa don't leave her.
"hey there is a girl over there in m&s that brought 10 cookies"
"I know it's absa
by odgreen2017 July 22, 2025
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ASAP

by Necessary2024 August 12, 2025
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ASAP

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Dirty Absalew

A dirty absalew is chucking a spear between a girls legs and proceeding to hydrate yourself with her discharge
Addi was pissing me off so I showed her how dirty absalew can be.
by juanejkqhn12 February 15, 2024
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i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant
Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap
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