To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.
Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.
by Lardy croft fridge raider June 12, 2015
When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.
by coalpha December 23, 2009
Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
Fairly decent OS from Microsoft. More stable than most Windows versions, but has a number of privacy and end-user-rights issues that are questionable at best. Like all Windows builds, is often blindly flamed by idiots with no clue what an OS is or how it works, thinking MS sucks but not having any ideas how they would do it better.
Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.
Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.
by C++ August 16, 2005
An absolute mess. The task manager in 7 is replaced with an oversized, metro-ified pile of junk with too many tabs and the font is oversized and blue. The once-convenient start menu has been replaced with an ugly, unconventional, intrusive, oversized startscreen that adds nothing new except for apps that can be jewed from Micro$haft's App Store. More annoyances like the Charms bar, get in the way as well. The charms bar serves no purpose but to pop out when you don't want it to, as well as interfere with the desktop environment and take up another process in the background. The windowing theme is good, if you like to step backwards. The colors of the Aero windowing seemed glossy and pretty, and Windows 8 killed that with flat and unfinished windowing. Also, if you like to use a laptop/desktop with a mouse, like a normal person, you will get the luxury of sliding a wallpaper up upon login, as if you were on a tablet. Convenient. Windows 8 also bothers and nags you to create a Micro$haft account, as if there is a use for one. Remember Dropbox? OneDrive pops up, and needs to be uninstalled via control panel, long with several other bloat apps that come preinstalled such as: Weather, Food & Drink, and Xbox.
by borat420 December 23, 2014
When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
by Gaboantsa August 30, 2014
a) The period of attractiveness that occurs between your first drink and when you've had one too many. Characterized by confidence, humor and an easy manner.
b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.
b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.
a)
"Have I got drunk face?
Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"
b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"
"Have I got drunk face?
Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"
b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"
by pseudopete January 26, 2009