after taking a crap, you stick a red-head's head into the toilet and flush, allowing for the poo to mix in with her hair and create a dirty phoenix.
by v-dizzle October 2, 2006

They didn't quit.
Win or lose, the Phoenix Suns fought to the end. Life isn't just about winning for everyone, including even the Milwaukee Bucks who convieniently forgot (their humility) that they didn't win just last year. Even people that hold nothing sacred but winning lose, and thank god for that.
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021

by Nickle Back That Ass up June 5, 2014

Neil: Someone's house is probably on fire, all I can think about is how that wood fire smells nice. No one's got their chimney going so it's got to be a house fire. I love the smell of arson right before I go to sleep.
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
Kyle: Where are the marshmallows??
Neil: mmm smores made from the misery of those that lost their home are the BEST.
Kyle: Yeah man, you mean Phoenix Smores!
by doublefacepalm October 14, 2010

When you and your loved one are about to climax and you slit your partner's neck and light them on fire and continue to climax.
by Azarhyx January 13, 2016

"How'd it go with Jessica last night?"
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
by HeatsOutMeatsOut June 23, 2016

by D. K. December 31, 2007
