kevin

A tall man who is a natural at siege. He can clutch ranked games, carry his team, and even beat Matt in a pistol 1v1.

Kevin is a god at siege and will be ranked diamond.

by Teemo103 April 19, 2017

Kevin

Boner head face ass

Person:woah did u see Kevin last night?!
Girl:yeah his hair was weird,kinda looked like a trolls characters hair...
Person:you mean boner head face ass.

by Mrella May 10, 2018

Kevin

A gay hillbilly with blond eyebrows

Don’t be a Kevin come on dude

by Sam nidel February 13, 2018

Kevin

Another name for a male Karen. These guys can also be called "Bob".

Damn, that Kevin is asking for the manager again.

by Luna Kujo July 6, 2021

Kevin

Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports

“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah”

by bigdickguy69420 November 21, 2018

Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!

I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.

by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.

“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”

by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018