Mr. Jeffrey Epstein

Having underage sex slave party’s where Hollywoods cultists molest kiddy’s and perform sacrifices and feast on adreamacrome extracted by horrific acts on the innocent children

Mr. Jeffrey Epstein, it is time to tell the world who the real rulers are. Stop with the sextime and the kiddy cats

by Gmoneymight May 22, 2023

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Jeffrey

A guy who will break your heart. Only cares about himself. He thinks he’s the center of life, in reality isn’t much, thinks highly of himself even though he knows how much of a coward he is. Never date a Jeffrey. He will make you think you are the most beautiful and important girl in the world just to post and talk about other women. He will ghost you for long periods of time. He’s also very indecisive and never knows what he wants.

Girl 1: Omg you’re dating Jeffrey?
Girl 2: Yes he is such a Jeffrey! Never talk to him!!

by m0mmym1lkes November 24, 2021

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Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom

The official name of the White House Ballroom. Formerly the East Wing of the White House.

President Trump hosted Russian President Putin in the Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom for his birthday.

by Valar Dohaeris 91 October 24, 2025

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Chase Jeffrey

This guy is NOT SPIDER-MAN. He is in NO WAY related to ANYTHING that has to do with SPIDER-MAN.

Guy: Are you spider-man?
Chase Jeffrey: I'M NOT RACIST!
Chase Jeffrey: Hey, have you heard of the Slidecast?

by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025

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Jeffrey Rasmussen

Jeffrey Rasmussen seems like a simple person, but like the name is more complex then they seem. Jeffrey Rasmussen is loyal, funny, geeky (not nerdy) and ok with it. Jeffrey Rasmussen has looked for other Jeffrey’s in the world and knows with a name like that all of them would be a fun person to hangout with. Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one that everyone loves to be around because he is loyal, caring, and honest to a fault. Jeffrey has seen many things in life and understands people better than 90% of the human population. In a group of friends Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one who entertains, the crowd.
Jeffrey Rasmussen can be a 3rd wheel, 5th wheel, or 2nd wheel. He is also perfectly fine being the lonesome wheel on the side of the road hanging out with nature.

If this isn’t the most accurate statement about Jeffrey Rasmussen then we suggest you just stick with the plain name Jeff.
Kudos to all the Jeffrey Rasmussen’s in the world.

“Wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen…that’s it just wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen”

by Satcartoonsrule! November 22, 2021

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