Jamie

A randy guy who will always flirt with you, make you feel uncomfortable with his hilarious sex jokes but is a great friend.

Girl One:"Omg did u hear what he just said?"
Girl Two:"I know it was so awkward!"
Girl One "He's definitely a Jamie tbh."
Girl Two "Omg ur right!"

by Blacklines September 12, 2015

Jamie

A funny little blond who is crazy. She is fun to be around and straight up gangsta. She also is a border line alcoholic!

She also thinks shes better than everyone!

See Douchebag!

See that crazy blond over there? She's a Jamie fo sho.

by Charge Douche September 20, 2009

jami

Jamaican dorky people with bad jokes, bad english and bad spelling. They can be found in all the world except Africa.They also smell funny and pretend to smoke weed.If there is no weed around so they can pretend they to be smart-asses

My friend is like jami.He pisses me off with his stupid jokes and he smells funny.

by hawai'i no'ko'oi March 28, 2009

Jamie

1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god

1) Look at the Jamies on that bad-boy
2) Look at that Fittie!
Hes such a Jamie!!

by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010

Jamie

A boi who is there and has a friend with a cock bigger than trump buildings put together

Jamie

by Bxiwbxiwbix December 6, 2019

Jamie

A tipical good guy. Usually good looking and has a big dick. Jamie is tall and big. Is often a rugby or a soccer player. And Jamie always gets the girl

All the girls have a crush on jamie

by JaimonsShort March 5, 2019

Jamie

A guy, in this case, with no sense of respect for other people, or for their feelings. He acts like he’s a nice guy, but really he’s just a cowardly narcissist. He’s extremely good at leading women on for a good three or four months, at most, before discarding them and going onto the next supply. Supply as in he’s just using women for his own benefit. Jamie will act like he has empathy; don’t be fooled. He doesn’t even care about his own family. He may look gorgeous on the outside; Jamies often have nice bodies. Once you look past the looks though, you see he’s nothing more than a soulless husk of a man, a monster in a human form. A narcissist. You’d be doing yourself a favor to avoid a Jamie.

Girl #1: “Wow, that man over there is a hunk! Should I go talk to him?”

Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”

by EmpathBabe March 28, 2019