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Jordan

Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.
Omg he is such a Jordan
by NateDog01 March 8, 2020
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Jordan

An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.
Girl 1: Omg Jordan is so funny!
Girl 2: I know! He is also really nice as well.
by <3Jordan June 25, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is A guy named Jordan Elijah Scoot Which is known as being Gay
Jordan is Gay
by La wacha April 10, 2019
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Jordan

He is very smart in school subjects and gets great grades, but logically is the stupidest thicc boi ever. Eats more food than like everybody combined, but is as thicc as paper. Is a kind boi, but if he has a meltdown you better run. Jordan goes to middle school and thinks most peeps there are stupid even though he goes there himself. He believes boogie boarding is the thing to do with his friends. Jordan is also part of the siniGANG. Jordan is Filipino and European. Jordan is older than his sis, but is way shorter than his twin sis. Jordan is dumb and takes dares and once ate a rock in 2nd grade while still being a teachers pet. Once Jordan stapled a staple to his skin because he thought it would it would be funny, but the boi actually dumb.
Jordan slid under the door cause he so skinny but thicc too
by HydrototheSksksksksk September 2, 2019
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Jordan

A very nice, and smart person, he will always brighten your day. If u see any Jordan say hi and make him your friend because any Jordan can brighten u up
Did u see that. I talked with a cool kid named Jordan. He is really cool!!
by Kylie Paris April 1, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is an pretty ass girl. If u fuck with her she will beat your ass period. Yes she has hater but she don’t care u just show off to them how her life great and a little bad but showing them, they hating make her life feel life a movie because in movies everyone got haters. She very pretty and smart. She bomb as fuck and if u had her u ain’t getting her back period.
Guy: dam I had Jordan then I loss her

Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back
by Mess up chocolate February 25, 2019
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Jordan

by Shitmaster2000 December 18, 2019
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