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Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022
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led zeppelin day

When you spend a day listening to every zeppelin album back to back
by 72947tuip August 12, 2017
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Zeppelin

A skinhead with a longer build than a blimp (someone a little shorter and fat) that might require a larger propellor to maneuver.
Does this broad think she can park her zeppelin ass next to this 98 pound heartless person trying to listen to his/her precious headphones and laugh at and call anyone like her that sits next to him/her a smelly fatty? What is this world coming to? Is this 98 pound person going to let the zeppelin get away with that?
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
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zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.
Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.
by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013
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Led Zeppelin

A band that needs to have a frickin biopic.....
by GGP9201 February 7, 2020
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Zeppelin

The best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny, he’s kind, he’s so lovable.
He deserves the best of the best.
He’s so talented. HE PLAYS MUSIC! HE’S A MUSIC KID! THAT’S SO COOL!! Not to mention he’s super good.
Zeppelin’s just about one of the most attractive people you’ll meet too (he thinks otherwise, he’s completely wrong). Like his hair is GORGUS and his style is so unique and cool. You know what else is cool? ZEPPELIN!

I love Zeppelin <3
Person one (gay guy): hey who’s that hottie?
Person two (also gay guy): Uh that’s Zeppelin. You don’t know him? I tried getting with him like a week ago… but I think he’s straight.
Person one: ain’t no way a straight guy has THAT much style. I’m gonna give it a go.
Person two: okaaay..
by YOUPI!!! April 26, 2024
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Zeppelin

Zeppelin is cute and hot and attractive all at once and looking at him is the best thing anyone could ever do.
He does this absolutely adorable thing whenever he gets butterflies, where he like groan/chuckles, and curls up in a ball at the same time.
But he’s also super talented. He can play instruments, and sing. HE CAN SING!! HE’S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE EVER and you could just listen to it for hours.
He’s also a great hugger, kisser, and cuddler. You could (and will) fall asleep on him. Let’s not forget to mention that he smells. So. Good.
He’s ALSO super fun to talk to. You can be yourself around him, and crack as many 69 jokes as you want, and he’ll somehow think of more to say back. It’s hard (that’s what he said) talking to him and not laughing at LEAAAST three times.
I love him so so so much, I can never say it enough.
Zeppelin. I love you so much. And I’ll love you forever. Until I die. I am the luckiest woman alive. being able to call you mine makes me so flipping happy ^^ <3
Person One: Hey.. who is that? He’s so hot I kinda wanna get his number
Person Two: That’s just Zeppelin. I wouldn’t do that if I were you though
Person One: What? Why not?
Person Two: He’s kinda dating someone already.. you wouldn’t wanna mess with her
Her: *cracks knuckles* (she’s actually not that scary)
by YOUPI!!! March 26, 2024
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