Zachary Vance Hlavac

a star in the making!

Damn! Did you see that Zachary Vance Hlavac walking down the street!? He's hittin' it!

by Fiercee#1 April 5, 2009

Zachary Joseph James

A really hot 🥵 juicy scrumptious little boy with big jooblie doobies that make your mouth drool with cream.

His gorgeous blue eyes make you want to see his rim 🤩🤩🤩 not that I haven't seen it already ;)

Big dong splurging from his pants makes you want to squeal and jump up and down on the big girthy thing

teacher 1: Wow look at him 🥵
Teacher 2: That's Zachary Joseph James🥵

by The Lean Green Bean March 2, 2022

Zachary Gary Goldberg

The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys

person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching

Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*

by Pootoshj May 2, 2022

Zachary Simon

gay ; faggot

Zachary Simon like men, therefor he is gay.

by hoodsuncobberdoodle October 29, 2019

zachary raza

A really annoying and unfunny person who cares about no one else but himself.
The only thing he likes doing is putting people down.

Grrr I hate this guy he’s such a Zachary Raza bro

by Ehyswggwgysyavsywgsjdjidy November 26, 2021

Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah

A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.

Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?

"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"

by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022

Zachary Owen Johnson

A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock

Yo I just watched Zachary Owen Johnson ABSOLUTELY ANALLY RECTALLY DESTROY James in that debate

by Sexman Monarch June 12, 2019