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me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
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It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
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Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
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My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
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My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
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