penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
by strangest.things August 26, 2015
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Yoga Quack

Yoga Quack: 1. One who divorces so-called "yoga" from its factual Hindu roots. 2. One who charges money for Yoga. 3. One who puts their personal name on Yoga.
Example of a Yoga Quack: Mark's Yoga; Babu's Yoga $50 an hr.
by Real Yoga June 09, 2012
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Yoga

Just Lay down And Close your eyes And relax.Let your Face melt, And let your legs and feet Melt, Let your whole Body melt, And Wonder Of your Self, Stand Up and Criss Cross And say Nah Nah stay "That means Your not doing yoga Anymore or your starting"
Just lay down And close your eyes and relax let your face melt, And let your Legs and feet melt, Let your whole body Melt, And Wonder Of yourself, Stand up And Criss Cross And say Nah Nah stay"That means Your not doing yoga anymore or your starting
by LiliTheCoolgirl June 14, 2017
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yoga

A sequence of exercises that will lead men to autofelaciate. And women to nowhere.
Do you know that incels are into yoga? I wonder why that is?
by oike November 03, 2023
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Yoga

Coded word to often cheat on your S/o
"Honey I'm gonna go do my yoga"
by 7237272882me August 03, 2024
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Yoga

A guys name. do not underestimate his name. he is a really great guy and once he notice you, you are i heaven. he is a class clown but once you get to know him personally, his the best. he will be the perfect guy best friend. his very caring. damn kind. if you have a fight with him, apologize to him. if not, you'll miss out the greatest guy in the entire world. if you date him, you're even lucky.
"Hey! guess what? yoga finally talked to me after that fight!"
"Wow... congrats gurll"
by Chlo208 February 18, 2022
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Yoga

The hottest type of teacher on the planet. It’s Not her face your ever looking at though… it’s always her legs, like how the fuck do you do that.
I was doing yoga all night with my yoga teacher all night! She was downward dog, and I was upward me!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023
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