Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

Throat Yoga

When she goes through sessions of getting that throat stretched out wide.

Her neck was bulging while she was doing her daily throat yoga session

by BL4CKSH4RK_7 December 01, 2021

Yoga teacher

"Yoga teacher more like yo-mama!"
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!

Wow! Is that a yoga teacher, Ame????

by Dvdeez123 September 29, 2021

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling

I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 05, 2023

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 05, 2023

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 06, 2023