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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.
Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?
by yippa August 25, 2023
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cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises
Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..
by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024
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Chakra Yoga

Discover The Bliss Of Yoga at Chakra Yoga ! Experience An Unforgettable Yoga Teacher Training in Thailand and find the best yoga retreats from luxury wellness vacations to affordable yoga packages.
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Jean Yoga

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.
I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.
by BigJoeT December 4, 2010
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Yoga teacher

"Yoga teacher more like yo-mama!"
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
Wow! Is that a yoga teacher, Ame????
by Dvdeez123 September 29, 2021
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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell
I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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