Xbox Customer Support

Microsoft's Attempt at customer service for their highly acclaimed Xbox and Xbox 360 consoles. It mainly consists of Mexicans, Indians (Like Dirka-Dirka Indians, not Buffalo and Casino Indians), and occasionally the very helpful white guy. But that's if you're lucky. Don't be surprised if you get pissed with your "supporter" and he forwards you to The Head Supervisor. Which in the end is another Shitty-Speaking Mexican or an Indian who's name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, or Jose. In the end, shit is either resolved due to a simple fix, or turns into a cluster-fuck of annoyance and frustration with one of the biggest electronic producing companies in the world. Also Known as Microshit. And don't expect them to actually do anything when big problems occur. They'll call you back in a couple of days and say "I am sorry Sir/Ma'am, there is nothing we can do Dirka Dirka Dirka.

Xbox Customer Support Representative- (Cheap Indian Accent) Ello my name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, May I get your first and last name?

Xbox Gamer in Distress- Yeah, It's, Get Me Another Fucking Representative or I'll rip that red dot off your forehead.

Xbox Customer Support Representative- Ok sir one moment. I'll forward you to my supervisor, Jose Pablo.

Xbox Gamer in Distress-... Dial Tone ...

by Pissed off Italian February 1, 2009

Xbox 360 vs PS3

The all out war between the two most advanced consoles to date. One of which is made by microsoft and the other made by their nemisis sony. Both consoles are great although many predict that the PS3 will outperform the Xbox 360. On the other hand the Xbox 360 is cheaper and has been released earliar. It's hard to tell which will be more popular although i personally will be on the side of PS3 purely because i already have a PS2 and i want to still be able to play my old games.

Xbox 360 fanboy: "So...have you heard of this whole 'Xbox 360 vs PS3' thing?"
PS3 fanboy: "Yep"
Xbox 360 fanboy: "I guess this means we're enemies now"
PS3 fanboy: "i suppose so"
Xbox 360 fanboy: "i'll get the duelling pistols"

by 90% Pure Gelatin January 6, 2006

xbox hands

When your hands sweat like a bitch playing modern warfare 2, or any really intense game, leaving the controller feeling wet. Noticed especially during a social session of modern warfare 2 where the controller is passed, as well as many bowls, to the next person after each match.

Jesus fagtron 3000 let me get you a towel or something. I know you were tryin to finish off 150 headshots with the FAL, but come on give us a courtesy dry every couple minutes. christ xbox hands over here

by dwreck3000 April 30, 2010

xbox fanboy

They say that the Xbox is the best console out there just because the graphics are the best. The Ps2 has the best games, and the Gamecube has the best exclusives. They don't understand this because their brain is way to small!

Halo pwns ALL bcuz It has liek pwn ass graphs WTF LIET!

by MMaRsu May 8, 2005

Xbox Customer Support

A horrible group of lying Indian misfits. They feast off of your misery, and like to ban you for no reason whatsoever. They also speak in broken English, so next time you call them, ask for a person who speaks English as a native language.

Man 1: I can't sign in to xbox live!!
Man 2: Maybe you should call Xbox Customer Support!
Man 1: No way, I can't take that bullshit any more.

by Alex Briggs October 1, 2008

Xbox Live Whore

A girl who regularly goes on Xbox Live to get guys, or rather their attention. This said girl is usually too pathetic and unattractive in real life to get attention from males, so they go on Xbox Live where their sheer voice alone would attract dozens of followers. Xbox Live Whores like to stay in parties or "clans" where there are no other females, allowing her to control and manipulate the males in the group in order to get the attention she craves. Xbox Live Whores like to also go into private chats with one or two members of the group, allowing her to divide the once peaceful brotherhood and force the males in the group to compete over her affection. These girls are usually darker haired or emo, and slightly overweight. Their natural habitat was strictly Halo 3 custom games, but massive communities of Xbox Live Whores have migrated to Call of Duty 4 and Left 4 Dead.

Cupcake Pandemic: Hey J4MINTHESYST3M my bestest friend!

J4MINTHESYST3M: Hey babe whats up?

Combine902: What I thought I was your best friend.

Cupcake Pandemic: I don't know J4MINTHESYST3M has been really nice to me in the past few days so he's my new bff.

Cel3stial: Guys don't fall for her trickery. She's simply an Xbox Live Whore...

J4MINTHESYST3M: Well Combine looks like we're gonna have to fight it out then bitch.

Combine902: Bring it nigga.

Edg3d Sph3re: Dick!

by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Xbox Live Tough Guy

1. Pertains to users on Xbox Live who talk so much shit online, because they are too scared to do it to anyone in person. So they resort to online gaming to act like a tough guy, when in all reality it's probably just the opposite.

2. Pertains to users on Xbox Live who talk so much shit online, because they are overly obsessed with their huge muscular bodies that only make their heads look small.

3. Pertains to users on Xbox Live who talk so much shit online; yet sit on Xbox live 24/7 while in their mother's basement waiting for her to bring them sandwiches.

Guy 1: Dude that guy was a complete and utter ass.

Guy 2: Yeah I muted the asshole, I can't stand hearing people talk on here, they are ignorant.

Guy 1: Yeah, well I told him off then reported him.

Guy 2: Should have just muted him.

Guy 1: Naww he deserved it. He was such a Xbox Live Tough Guy.

by OK WTF DILLIGAF July 20, 2011