Wanking Weekends

A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.

Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!

by pirate phillip December 3, 2009

wanking

to stroke or "wank" your genitalia

I was wanking last night

by pussy fart 321 March 1, 2016

The Winking Iguana

When a woman's breasts point in opposite directions (iguana boobs) while one nipple is erect and the other is flacid, therefore making her chest look like and Iguana is winking.

Man 1: hey did you see that chicks titties last night?
Man 2: ya man. total the winking iguana. i felt like i was jurassic park.

by pootie mcsnazzz August 23, 2011

Winking at the Cobra

A daring act of defiance in the face of certain great bodily harm or death.

Logan jumped into the black water of the amazon tributary, eager for a break from the oppressive heat. His friends desperately tried to stop him, knowing that Pirai, Anaconda, and Cayman lurk below the murky surface.

"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.

"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg

by DJReeves July 6, 2012

Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.

Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"

by matticu5 June 1, 2016

Flag-wanking

see vexillology

Kilroy-Silk left the party early for a spot of flag-wanking at home.

by Benny June 23, 2004

winking whitehead

When the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren't even paying attention to the person talking to you.

I can never talk to her because i get distracted by her winking whitehead.

by moochy May 5, 2009