ghetto wrap

realizing you don't have the right wrapping paper. Followed by just using plain paper and drawing shit on it(or words if you suck at drawing).

i don't have birthday wrapping paper, so i'll just use this legal pad of paper from work and ghetto wrap it.

by sirpooonyou April 15, 2012

wang wrappers

Slang for condoms.

While we're out we need to pick up some more wang wrappers.

by Kirbalicious3 March 18, 2014

Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 17, 2015

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016

Fuck Wrap

n. An alternative term for a condom. Fuck wrap is very useful for preventing diseases and pregnancy when you get way too drunk and stick your dick into something or someone that you probably shouldn't have.

The term was coined by Eric of Colorado (me!) as an exclamation of joy after waking up hung over next to a really hot, yet really slutty chick, and realizing that his penis hadn't fallen off. "Thank God for fuck wrap!"

Dude 1: Look at that smokin' hottie, I'm going to tap that all night long.

Dude 2: That chick gets around bro, make sure you bring plenty of fuck wrap.

by Aviator696 June 27, 2016

Full wrap around

When your front bush grows thick and true, all the way through the gouche and wraps around into your ass bush, thus completing the full wrap around.

I took her home from the bar and things were going well, until she suddenly and inexplicably felt sick moments after seeing my full wrap around.

or

Q: Don't you find that bike seat too hard?
A: Not a problem, I'm rocking a full wrap around

by Myette27 May 14, 2017

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021