My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.
Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .
by Taker of shit 6969 February 29, 2020

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

WOODY=TREE=NUGGETS =)
GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY
BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!
GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY
BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!
by MILLZGOTSKILLZ November 22, 2011

A random noise, when used effectively makes your argument 10x better. Used when you're out of options. Borderline autistic, but we move.
by GG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ September 2, 2020

Do not disturb I'm playing with Woody .
by HippoSak June 28, 2019
