Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.
'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'
When you insert your balls into someones asshole and forcefully remove them making an audible popping noise , similar to a wine cork being popped. PS be sure to lube up before attempting.
by lil boi blue February 22, 2016
Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?
Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"
Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"
Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
by Aguro December 22, 2019
Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"
by MrMagnesium January 05, 2014
A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010
The act of a housewife or a girlfriend who gets motivated to clean either dishes, laundry or other household items etc. after several glasses of wine
by BilLektro November 17, 2016