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el wingador

a method of descreetly feeling a woman's breast at a bar by placing your hand on your hip and turning so that your elbow brushes her chest.
Chad: "Watch this, I am gonna see if this chicks tits are real."
Pedro: "What?"
Chad (doing the motion and feeling up girl): "That's why they call me el wingador!"
Pedro: "Well are they real then?"
Chad (with shit eating grin): "Affirmative!"
by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
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bingo wings

the flabby fatty skin which hangs down between ones elbow and shoulder. most obvious examples are older women who have not learnt that holding a feltip pen at a bingo hall does not constitute exercise.
-i fucking love your bingo wings you sexy little minx.
-but i am 58 and you are only 19.
-i know but i have a fetish for biting unnecessary skin.
-well perhaps we should go somewhere more private.
-or not i was fucking with you, you dirty old bitch go and get some fucking exercise try picking up your teenage daughters 5 children by the hair repeatedly, or try slapping your teenage daughter repeatedly whilst continuingly shouting "you are a worthless drain on society".
by gallipoli December 12, 2004
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red wings

Performing oral sex on and when a female is menstruating.
The novice rowing coach earned his red wings after eating out this sly bitch who said she wasn't on her period.
by Matt Meg Alan November 3, 2007
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red wings

The ritual of performing cunnilingus upon a woman in the midst of her period.
"All you prospects out there, if you want to be a HeadHuner....you gots to get your red wings first...."
by gerald bothe December 12, 2004
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black wings

wings black wings are earned after having sex with a widow.
Davo: I did that widow down the road last night.
Johno: Man, you just scored your black wings!
by slitheen December 23, 2007
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Red Wings

01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.
01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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winaso

(wee-nah-so)

–verb (used with object)
1. to strike sharply with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.
-noun
2. a sharp, resounding blow with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.
-verb
1. If you don't get up and make breakfast, I'm gonna winaso your ass!

-noun
2. My girl wouldn't wake up to make breakfast, so I gave her the winaso!
by Victor L. February 24, 2008
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