Windshield Wiper

When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.

- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.

by Ryan Staples June 11, 2006

Windsor

A town made up of 24,000 something people in northern california. theres pretty much nothing to do but go to walmart, or the candy shop,or taco bell and if your lucky youll find a ride to santa rosa if you dont have a car, where all there is to do it sit in traffic for 45 minutes to get to the mall. half the population shows up at the movie theatres every friday and saturday, which isnt even IN windsor. most of us spend hours on MYSPACE because we have no lives

Guy from Florida: So where do you live?
Girl from windsor: Windsor...
Guy From Florida: Where the fuck is that??!

by ughyousucknuts December 28, 2005

windie

Window, in a Northern Irish accent.

I'm gonna put yur windies th'oo!

by All High Homosexual November 7, 2007

windshield wiper

The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.

On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!

by ABC Maryland May 1, 2006

windsock

A term used to describe "long saggy" tits.

How do you call yourself a cougar when your windsocks hang down to your waste.

by schuby021 December 9, 2010

Windsor, Ontario

Windsor, Ontario is perhaps the absolute worst city in Canada. Everyone who lives there is bottom-of-the-barrel basic and has no money, but like to believe they are the shit. Those who live there lack education as the Unviersity of Windsor naturally fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. The only fun thing to do in Windsor is shoplift and smoke mad amounts of weed. Everyone who lives in Windsor thinks it is the best city in the world because they have not travelled anywhere else. The only main attraction in Windsor, Ontario is the Casino and the border which connects to Detroit City (Eminem's hometown). Those fortunate enough to leave Windsor, Ontario at a decent age are now world-travelled and have not returned since their blessed departure. The majority of the basic bitches in the world are born and raised in Windsor, Ontario and still reside there today. However, it is possible for one to be born in Windsor and still become swagged out to the max because they have moved far far far away from Windsor and it's over-population of basic bitches.

I'm from Windsor, Ontario but I am so emabrrased to admit it that I just tell people I am from Toronto, Ontario.

or

Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!

or

I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven't been back since.

or

The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn't even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!

or

I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!

by ParisP October 22, 2011

windsor

a small town in connecticut ruled by old republicans, but mainly consists of stoners and poor people. mostly everyone in this godforsaken town hates it.

the historical society is a very popular field trip, since windsor was the first town in connecticut, but everyone in windsor knows that, and doesnt need a yearly trip to the towns churches and cemitaries to learn this.

windsor is famous for its tobacco, and many kids looking for a summer job go to the fields. but, then again, many turn away because of all the mexicans. (no offense)

over all, windsor has absolutely nothing to do. thats exactly why half the town finds recreation in drugs. if you find yourself in windsor, get out before you die of boredom.

"hey man, you going to windsor this saturday?"
"nah, why would i go to that dump?"
"yeah man, what the fuck was i thinking?"

by theatregirl321 June 29, 2009